wittlefalcon:

a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh

hey if we’re mutuals feel free to

clubsdeuce:

loot my corpse for valuables 

(via sillyjimjam)

thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

(via arewetumbling)

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

(via arewetumbling)